I'll have the double grease with fat.

Fast food.

I'm a normal American. I like things quick, easy, and cheap.

On my way up the road or down I pass:

Wendy's, McDonalds, Arby's, Bojangles, Pizza Hut, and a Chinese restaurant within 3 miles of my house.

Go a little farther and mixed in with NUMEROUS sit down restaurants and greasy spoons there is also a Subway, another Wendy's, Hardees, Taco Bell, Starbucks, several mom and pop pizzerias, a fast food/snow cone small business, Uppy's subs, Tuscany's coffee house, Dominos, Vinny's Pizza, Multiple Chinese food places, another McDonalds, and a Sonic.

Literally all this within 10 miles of my house going down 1 main road.

Holy Crap. How am I not 300lbs?

So last night I ask my oldest child if she could have anything for dinner what would it be? (I was feeling nice) So of course she picks fried chicken. Real fried chicken, which means it can't be made by me, because I haven't perfected my recipe yet. So off to Bojangles we go to order a hunk of grease with two sides of diabetic nightmare. I don't care if you rip off the yummy fried flour and only eat half of the piece of chicken, I don't care if you only smell the sides, this meal has no redeeming qualities.

So what have I learned? Don't let the kid choose what's for dinner and don't leave the house hungry.